Story 1: Bengals Drama: Cody Ford’s Ex-Fiancée Isn’t Just Out of His Life—She’s Out of Her Closet Too!

In the latest episode of As the Bengals Turn, we’re once again tuning in to the drama-filled life of Cincinnati’s very own Cody Ford. Just when we thought things had quieted down, the lineman’s love life is back with more plot twists than a Netflix series.

Let’s rewind: A few months ago, Cody’s engagement to Tianna Robillard went up in flames faster than you can say, “Who’s the new girl?” After a girls’ trip that was supposed to be full of fun and cocktails, Tianna returned home to a sobering reality—Cody was cheating, and not just with one girl. According to Tianna, he was practically running a side-chick convention at their shared home. One even had the nerve to wave around their home address like it was a VIP pass!

But here’s where things really get spicy. Cody has apparently moved on quicker than you can hit “like” on an Instagram post, and his new girlfriend has already made herself at home—literally. The new lady in Cody’s life was recently spotted at a Bengals preseason game, wearing his jersey and… wait for it… Tianna’s old Bengals gear! Yes, you heard that right. The internet detectives went to work, and it turns out the new girl was sporting Tianna’s custom letterman jacket. Tianna, being the classy ex-fiancée that she is, commented on one of the new girl’s videos with a simple yet savage “my clothes.” Cue the drama.

Of course, the new girl’s family wasn’t about to let that slide, and before you know it, the comments section turned into a full-blown battlefield. Grab your popcorn, folks—this is one saga that’s far from over.

Story 2: Patrick Mahomes’ Dad Tackles His Third DWI Like a True… Benchwarmer?

Moving on to some less glamorous news: Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Mahomes Sr., is finding out that third time is definitelynot the charm—especially when it comes to DWI charges.

Back in February, Mahomes Sr. was pulled over in Tyler, Texas, where he blew a whopping 0.23 BAC, nearly three times the legal limit. Not exactly Hall of Fame stats, huh? This week, he faced the music in court, pleading guilty to his third DWI and scoring himself five years of probation, plus a year of “intense supervision.” Talk about being on a tight leash.

Mark your calendars for September 23rd, because that’s when Mahomes Sr. is due back in court for his formal sentencing. The judge has even requested a pre-sentence investigation—just in case the three strikes weren’t enough of a hint that maybe, just maybe, it’s time to put down the bottle.

Story 3: Jason Kelce: Big on the Field, Little in the Bedroom (And We’re Not Talking About That… Or Are We?)

Finally, let’s lighten things up with a look at the adorable side of NFL life. Eagles star Jason Kelce and his wife Kylie recently gave fans a peek into their personal lives during a “Who’s Most Likely To” game with the NFL’s social media team.

Here’s what we learned: Jason snores like a bear, eats like a linebacker (no surprise there), and wasn’t even the first to say “I love you” (c’mon, Jason!). But the real revelation? In their bedroom, Kylie is the big spoon. Yes, the towering NFL star likes to be the little spoon, and honestly, we love him even more for it.

The internet, being the internet, had a field day with this tidbit, with some fans cringing and others absolutely loving the wholesomeness of it all. Whether you find it cringey or cute, one thing’s for sure—Jason Kelce just scored major points in the cuddle game.