By: Amanda Schwartz

Story 1: Special Forces Season 3 Brings Athletic Power to the Spotlight

FOX’s Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test is set to return for its third season on Wednesday, January 8th. The popular reality show, which places celebrities through rigorous Special Forces training, has unveiled an impressive lineup of cast members, many with strong ties to the world of sports.

This season’s participants include Olympic swimmer Nathan Adrian, professional surfer and model Alana Blanchard, MLS soccer icon Landon Donovan, motocross champion Carey Hart, track and field Olympian Marion Jones, former NFL quarterback Cam Newton, and Olympic gold medalist gymnast Jordyn Wieber.

Additionally, Kayla Nicole, known for her public relationship with NFL star Travis Kelce, joins the cast. Her participation adds a potential layer of intrigue for viewers, particularly given her past high-profile connection to the sports world.

The show promises intense physical challenges and emotional moments as contestants tackle real-life Special Forces tasks, ensuring another engaging season for fans.

Story 2: Buffalo Bills WAGs Take Shots at Chiefs & Swifties Hit Back

The Kansas City Chiefs lost their first game of the season to the Buffalo Bills, 30-21, and while the players focused on game tape, the internet focused on drama.

Chiefs superfan (and maybe part-time good luck charm) Taylor Swift was noticeably absent. Rumor has it Taylor avoided Buffalo because she had a bad experience there before. Maybe it was the wings?

Meanwhile, the Bills WAGs couldn’t resist rubbing a little salt in the Chiefs’ wound. Ryleigh Spector, wife of linebacker Baylon Spector, posted a spicy Instagram story captioned:
“9-2! Never a Swiftie.”

Cue the Swifties. Within minutes, Ryleigh’s comments section looked like the battle of Winterfell. Gems like “If it wasn’t for low class, she’d have no class!” and “Who even are you?!” flew faster than Patrick Mahomes in the pocket.

Honestly, the Bills WAGs woke up and chose violence—and we’re here for the popcorn.

Story 3: Lamar Odom’s Latest Purchase is… Concerning

Lamar Odom’s post-retirement life continues to be a case study in “What is happening here?” Appearing on the “We’re Out of Time” podcast, the former NBA star dropped a bombshell: he bought a custom sex doll modeled after his ex-wife, Khloé Kardashian.

Yes, you read that right.

“When you think about it, it’s like a doll,” Lamar said, while single-handedly keeping therapists employed nationwide. “But then you think about mental health.”

Uh, what?

The Kardashians have been accused of leaving lasting impressions, but this might be a record-breaking rebound in weirdness. Lamar admitted he and Khloé don’t talk anymore, which makes this revelation less about closure and more about raising every eyebrow in the room.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t try to invite it to Thanksgiving dinner.