By: Amanda Schwartz

STORY 1: Silvana’s Montauk Meltdown

**Dave Portnoy, left, and Silvana Mojica appear at The Surf Lodge on Saturday, Sept. 3, 2022, in Montauk, N.Y. (Photo by Scott Roth/Invision/AP)**

Grab your popcorn, folks, because Dave Portnoy’s ex-girlfriend, Silvana Mojica, is serving up some high-class drama on TikTok. Silvana, who’s been sharing her emotional journey post-breakup with Portnoy, has been staying at his luxurious Montauk house. Fans initially cheered her on, sending virtual hugs and words of encouragement as she navigated the breakup blues.

However, things took a twist this week when Silvana posted a TikTok from her temporary Montauk abode. Instead of the usual heartfelt updates, she shared her frustration about her high-class issues: the “prison sheets” she had to sleep on, needing a ride from a helicopter, and a canceled Ibiza trip due to her lack of first-class access. The video, which has since been deleted, left some fans scratching their heads and others chuckling at the first-world dilemma.

Despite the mixed reactions, let’s give Silvana some credit – breakups are tough, and everyone has their moments. Here’s hoping her next TikTok is about finding inner peace (or at least a really good seat on her next flight).

STORY 2: No Love-Making in the City of Love

*The Eiffel Tower is seen behind a Paris Olympics canvas, from the Trocadero plaza Thursday, July 18, 2024 in Paris. (AP Photo/David Goldman)*

In more global gossip, the Olympic Games are doubling down on their anti-frisky furniture policy. Remember those notorious cardboard beds from Tokyo 2020? They’re making a grand return for the 2024 Paris Olympics. Initially rumored to be designed to thwart any horizontal tango between athletes, these beds are back, but this time with an eco-friendly twist.

The official line? Sustainability! These cardboard contraptions and their recyclable mattresses are here to save the planet one uncomfy night at a time. But let’s be real – the timing is impeccable, considering ex-athletes like Matthew Syed spilled the tea on Olympic village shenanigans, admitting he had more action in two weeks in Barcelona than in his entire life. Sorry athletes, looks like your favorite extracurricular activity might need a new venue.

STORY 3: Tom Brady’s Model Mania: From Irina to Brooks

*Tom Brady poses at “The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady” at the Kia Forum, Sunday, May 5, 2024, in Inglewood, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)*

And now, for the hottest tea in the NFL – Tom Brady is back on the dating scene, and he’s got a type. The rumor mill, churned by celebrity gossip aficionado Deuxmoi, has been buzzing with speculation about Brady rekindling things with supermodel Irina Shayk. Remember last year’s whispers about their casual fling ending due to busy schedules? Well, over the 4th of July weekend, both posted suspiciously similar ziplining pics on Instagram. Coincidence? Fans think not.

But hold onto your helmets – this week’s scoop suggests Brady might not be back with Irina after all. According to an insider tip to Deuxmoi, Tom is actually dating another Victoria’s Secret model, Brooks Nader. At 27, freshly single, and ready to mingle after her divorce, Brooks seems to be the new woman catching Brady’s passes. Looks like Tom’s love life is as unpredictable as a last-minute Hail Mary!

Stay tuned, gossip lovers, because if there’s anything more thrilling than a game-winning touchdown, it’s the wild world of celebrity drama!

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