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Jun 08, 2013 -- 8:57am

 

Perry, tomorrow around 7:30 am, ask Leo if it's ok for kids who are 19, 18, 17, 16 years old to take ped's.  Leo doesn't seem to think it's an issue for mlb, but what about little league?

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KUDOS, TO PERRY THE GREEK, THE RUDE AWAKENING’S VERSION OF JIMMY THE GREEK, ONLY WITHOUT THE 2 MARTINI RACISM, HOWEVER, WITH A GIANT NAPOLEON COMPLEX, WHICH MIGHT BE AN OXYMORON.

 

PERRY’S PREDICTIONS THIS WEEK FOR THE NBA FINALS HAVE INCLUDED THE FOLLOWING;

“THE SERIES COULD GO 4 GAMES.”

“THE SERIES COULD GO 5 GAMES.”

“IT MIGHT GO 6 GAMES.”

AND MY FAVORITE, “IF IT GOES PAST 6 GAMES, I COULD SEE THIS BEING A 7 GAME SERIES!”

 

HE OF COURSE BACKED ALL THIS UP WITH, “IF THE HEAT DOESN’T WIN THE SERIES, I THINK THE SPURS WILL BE THE CHAMPIONS.”

 

THANKS PERRY!

 

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FALL, WHEN YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE ANNOUNCING THAT THE FALCONS COULD GO  0 AND 16 OR 16 AND 0, OR ANY RECORD IN BETWEEN.

 

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE EXPECTING YOUR CHILDREN AND YOU WOULD BE ASKED IF IT’S GOING TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL AND YOU WOULD UNHESITATINGLY REPLY, “YES!”

 

TAKE CARE, Jay Priday

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Amazing job by Julio Teheran! He and Gerald Laird were terrific yesterday. They had the Pirate hitters baffled all afternoon. The Teheran/Laird combo deserves a lot of credit for stellar execution in Wednesday's game!
 
But GEE, that INGE, he spoiled a possible JULI-NO!
 
Aaron
From: Grand Cayman, C.I.
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Sorry that Juan is gone! Hope he does well in MIL.
 
But the Braves are in impressive man! This team reminds me of the '03 and '99 Braves.
 
Obviously the big difference is that this team swings and misses a lot. But they also swing and connect a lot too.
 
The 2013 Braves hit, throw and catch the ball well. They have solid starting pitching, a good bullpen and closer that would scare the DEVIL!
 
I think this combination is a nice formula for having a great regular season and tremendous success in the postseason!
 
Hopefully great things await the Braves this October!
 
Take care guys! And Stay Cool Atlanta!
 
Aaron
From: Grand Cayman, C.I. 
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yo perry i think we need to bring back your segment of the show called Perry's word of the day. per mel the high paid qb's are teriating the league. would you please explain what that word means to us illiterate listeners of the show. lol!
 
walter
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Not sure about the rest of the SEC, but at least two schools are able to read and cipher better than his beloved Ohio State University
 
OSU average combined score for Reading and Math is 1250
 
University of Florida combined is 1260
 
Vanderbilt is ...hold onto your hats... 1465
 
 
UGA is 1225 so I figure they can read and cipher pretty dang good too.
 
The rest aren't so pretty, i.e.   Tennessee - 1165, LSU - 1160, Bama 1130...all well below Ohio State.
 
 
 
 
 

 
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Gary Hosmer
Go Gators
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The kids today start their conversation with “I mean”. As if they had said something already and are clarifying but they are starting the conversation with it. Also, the athletics like to say “most definitely”.

 

Dana Flowers

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Good Morning Mr. Rude,

Thanks for the humorous, informative conversation about can openers.  Funny how an "advancement" has become less popular.
 
My guess that the electric can opener will not become extinct because the device is popular enough among restaurants, brides, and people with arthritis or other hand ailment.

Thanks,

Kevin


 

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Deacon Jones on the 2nd season of The Brady Bunch

Jun 08, 2013 -- 8:56am

 

Christopher Rude
June 4
I watched this episode of The Brady Bunch with my daughter just the other other day. RIP Deacon Jones, 1938-2013
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Canned Hams 2 for 1

Jun 08, 2013 -- 8:55am
Christopher Rude
June 4
Even the rich n famous have to go shopping. Katherine Heigl grocery shopping. How come they don't dress like that at my Kroger?
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  • Kelly Hain 'cause you're shopping at the wrong Kroger...
  • Rupert Heinel Because most dont have her UMMMM! ass-ets
  • Matthew Louviere Because they are afraid Perry Larentino might show up!
  • Phil Harris Are you kidding
  • Phil Harris They all dress that way at Walmart
  • Christopher Rude what is she going to do with those 2 honey baked hams?
  • Blake Halberg That's one juicy tuchas!
  • Michael Wade Nichols They do! But they are dismissed as sluts!
  • Dave Savage I do. You've just never seen me there.
  • Phil Harris @ Michael Wade Nichols...LOL...I never dismiss a slut unless I am done with her...
  • John Paul Harris I've seen them look like that at the Walmart.
  • Michael Wade Nichols John Paul, don't look thru the bifocal part of your glasses until you're up close!

    Remember when Head Coaches coached?

    Jun 08, 2013 -- 8:53am

     

    Christopher Rude
    Thursday
    "Hey Tom, it's Jerry, Listen we don't need you to call the plays on the offense this year or the defense."
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    Congratulations to Coach Larry Drew

    Jun 01, 2013 -- 12:04pm

     

    Christopher Rude
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    Rude's E-Mail Bag (Rude2@aol.com)

    Jun 01, 2013 -- 12:04pm

     

    Mr. Rude,
     
    Thanks for a great show!
     
    The BCS selection should be composed completely of NFL scouts.  They are already well informed about the teams and players.  Because of their vast knowledge, they could probably meet once and be very effective.  Each NFL GM could select one of their scouts each year to be on the committee.

    The names of the members of the committee and the deliberations should be secret.  If the names are known and the deliberations are open, opportunities for abuse, scandal, and verbal attacks on the members would increase.
     
    What do you think?
     
    Thanks,
     
    Kevin
     
    Kevin,
    Its a thought. Lets put it to a vote? Are NFL scouts the only ones that can be trusted with such an important task?
    rude
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    Wardrobe creep

    The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

    Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
    Chris: Of course, go ahead
    (Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
    Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

    To whom it may concern,

    While I appreciate your humorous definition...it fails to encompass one of my co-workers.

    Perry Laurentino is also a Wardrobe Creep. The guy/girl who refuses to update their own wardrobe and yet feels entitled to comment on others apparel.

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    Holy shiznit, Kevin is clearly drinking 100 proof vodka for breakfast!!!!!!!!!! Give me a break! There iszero, absolutely no chance of Medlen going to the bullpen. He’s our best pitcher and pitched well in last years playoff game, it wasn’t his fault he had to give 4 outs in 3 different innings!

     

    Ben Magyer      
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    Chris,

     

    Explain to Leo that the Braves can not go wire to wire because on the fourth day of the 2013 season the Braves were one game behind the Nats.

     

    Hey Leo...Oh never mind...

    rude

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    He was called white chocolate because he acted liked a black guy.
     
     

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    The reason other hispanics do not like to be called mexican is because they look down on mexicans. Ask any central american or cuban.
     
    Big Bobby
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